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PBV
05-03-2009, 02:57 PM
Biren Ealy-WR- Saints May. 3 - 1:08 pm et

Saints WR Biren Ealy and TE Kolomona Kapanui were both arrested early Sunday on several misdemeanor charges.
The men were allegedly urinating in public. When two women saw them and asked them to stop, Ealy allegedly exposed himself and behaved "lewdly." The charges are "obscenity, disturbing the peace by being drunk in public, and lewd conduct." The women were so scared that they called 9-1-1.
Source: New Orleans Times-Picayune
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_previousnews.aspx?sport=NFL&id=4532
felloffthewagon
05-03-2009, 03:02 PM
Nothing like waving your junk around in public.
MillaKilla8
05-03-2009, 04:38 PM
I lol'd.
Fairweather Fan
05-03-2009, 04:51 PM
I hope he atleast said woo hoo.
Titan723
05-03-2009, 06:12 PM
What is with people peeing everywhere in New Orleans? Watch an episode of Cops that takes places in New Orleans and you will see at least 1 person getting arrested for taking a leak in public.
RohitTheNair
05-03-2009, 06:13 PM
Hahahahahahaha.
Aaron3322
05-03-2009, 07:18 PM
haha i was in New Orleans on Burbon st this weekend. wonder if thats where it took place?
felloffthewagon
05-03-2009, 07:59 PM
http://images04.olx.com/ui/1/31/82/12452982_1.jpg
TitansGiantsBears
05-03-2009, 11:17 PM
http://images04.olx.com/ui/1/31/82/12452982_1.jpg

A photo of a "Junk Removal" service? Who owns it? Lorena Bobitt?
gnarl
05-04-2009, 09:18 AM
biren ealy...

championship
Bobcat
05-04-2009, 02:30 PM
Nothing like waving your junk around in public.

Come a holiday or special occasion he can put his junk in a box.

"...my dick in a box!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g)
PBV
05-04-2009, 03:38 PM
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http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u42/ProbowlVINCE/dinaboxavatar.jpg
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Jones31
05-05-2009, 05:27 PM
A photo of a "Junk Removal" service? Who owns it? Lorena Bobitt?

Don't be saying that.....
He got CUT today. (http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/05/05/saints-cut-ealy-kapanui/#comments)
Sect309Fan
05-06-2009, 02:00 PM
From the espn article: http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4142547

"This is not an obscenity crime," Foret said. "How many times have you had fraternity kids who are urinating in public? And this is a case where you had two guys together who went out at night. They came home, one of them wanted to change his pants and he was urinating in what he thought was a secluded area and a young lady walked up on him and he overreacted verbally.

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I really don't understand this chain of events.

1. "they came home" - Ok, so that are home
2. "one wanted to change his pants" - Weird, but not that unusal
3. "urintating in a secluded area where a woman can walk up to him" - Huh? How do you go from 1 and 2 to #3? :huh At one point they are home, and the next moment Ealy is outside changing his pants and urinating. Is this something that couldn't be done inside?
TitanPop
05-06-2009, 04:03 PM
Why didn't the women just walk away?

Maybe they wanted to "see" and then saw too much........ haha!
titansikou
05-06-2009, 04:40 PM
309, I wondered the same thing. I thought maybe he meant they were on their way home to change pants, stopped to pee etc.

Getting cut seems rough for what seems to be an overblown case. They really should have outgrown this stuff though. Grown men acting life frat boys isn't anything to be proud of.