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Titanico
05-21-2009, 11:17 AM
..to serve two months of confinement. But he is out of jail.

NFL.com video clip (http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d810707bb&template=without-video-with-comments&confirm=true)

zonian
05-21-2009, 11:21 AM
And so once more the circus is in town...

Jones31
05-21-2009, 11:27 AM
ConVick

TitansGiantsBears
05-23-2009, 02:13 AM
I know the perfect punishment for Vick.

Now that Cornhole isn't on MNF, he could move in with Vick and report on how things are going. It would be a great reality tv show.

Just imagine....

Life with Mike

Cornhole - "This is Tony Cornhole reporting live from the Vick compound in VA. I've been sent deep under cover as a butler in the Vick household. Sure, it's degrading but I'd do anything for the tens of fans who love to hear me prattle."

Vick - "Who the f#ck you talking to, Cornhole?"

Cornhole - "Nobody sir. May I pour sir some lemonade before he takes his morning swim?"

Vick - "Lemonade? F#ck that, you pansy-ass little rat! I needs me a Jager bomb!"

Cornhole - "But sir, your probation officer says..."

Vick - "Say... you look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"

Cornhole - "Oh, no sir!"

Vick - "No, I'm sure I know you from somewhere. Were you one of those whiny-assed PETA jerks who camped out at my front door?"

Cornhole - "No, sir. Though some speculate that I like a little PETA now and then, I was not among that crowd. Down with animals! That's what I always say!"

Vick - "Wait a minute! I see what you just did! You felt threatened and told me what I wanted to hear! Maybe I know you from prison. Whose bitch were you?"

Cornhole - "I have never been to prison in my life, sir! I'm such a wimp I can't even stomach watching "Women Behind Bars", let alone "Oz" re-runs."

Vick - "Dammit! I know I know you from somewhere. It couldn't be football. There's no way anyone would take a pansy like you seriously."

Cornhole - "Trust me, sir. You weren't anywhere near my workplace the last couple of years."

Vick - "Hmm... F#ck it! Where's my Jager Bomb, bitch?"

Titanico
05-25-2009, 11:30 AM
Vick meets with probation officer at courthouse

Norfolk, Va. — Michael Vick walked into a federal courthouse on Friday to meet his probation officer, ignoring questions from waiting reporters about his life under home confinement after being released from prison this week.

The suspended NFL star arrived at the Norfolk courthouse at 10. a.m., his first-known public appearance since he left a federal penitentiary in Kansas undetected early Wednesday and drove cross-country to arrive in Hampton early Thursday, where he began serving two months of home confinement.

More from AJC news (http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/sports/falcons/stories/2009/05/22/vick_probation_hearing.html)

LiamVengeance
05-26-2009, 09:39 AM
How awesome would it be if we had Vick instead of Young once Kerry Collins retires!














:lolhit

Jimmyd24
05-27-2009, 02:13 PM
i peronsally hope he gets a second chance in the nfl and is able to turn his life around, best of luck to him

LiamVengeance
05-29-2009, 08:04 AM
i peronsally hope he gets a second chance in the nfl and is able to turn his life around, best of luck to him

Same he is a talented player, But he fits with the Raiders. I always imagine them as a jail team with all the criminals cos of the Black and white and Pirates