CJ gets pulled over...

[shadowboxin']

...and keeps his tweople (that's Twitter followers for those out of the loop) updated. During the traffic stop.


As the "Days Without an Arrest" meter edges more closely toward the all-time record of 32, word comes from the land of Twitter of a possible near miss earlier today involving Titans running back Chris Johnson.

Johnson tweeted during a traffic stop, and he said that the officer believed that Johnson and the driver of the car in which he was riding were drunk.

Said Johnson: "Me and @kennyturner is pulled over they think we drunk be we aint drink nothing my dawg ace the test walked the line touched his nose they mad."

So, apparently, the meter will continue to move toward 32.

PFT Link (http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/07/17/a-near-miss-for-chris-johnson/)

His reply:


@profootballtalk hey stop postinglies about me I didn'teven get close to goingto jail all I had was a red bull so let thepolice do their job

CJ's Twitter (http://twitter.com/ChrisJohnson28)

[Jones31]

Non story.... I don't even think he's in town.

[PBV]

LMAO!

[shadowboxin']

Non story.... I don't even think he's in town.

Agreed, just posting news. I think he's in LA at the moment.

[RohitTheNair]

His and LenDale's tweets can be humorous....I recommend.

[MillaKilla8]

CJ is the man

[BoroTitan]

His and LenDale's tweets can be humorous....I recommend.
very true

lendale is always doggin' on somebody

[TitansGiantsBears]

I want to read the English translation of CJ's twitter posts. :lol

[Fairweather Fan]

Why was he pulled over? Was he Flintstoning it to fast down the highway?

[Titan723]

I want to read the English translation of CJ's twitter posts. :lol

I think he needs a few of these.

http://www.mekeliki.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Hooked-on-Phonics.JPG

[Jones31]

Why was he pulled over? Was he Flintstoning it to fast down the highway?

Who said he was driving?

[gnarl]

if i was a cop talking to cj i would probably think hes drunk too.

instead of defensive driving, he could possibly take defensive grammar classes.

[Jones31]

You know that's asking too much. LOL.

[shadowboxin']

I'm trying to convince myself not to take Twitter grammar too seriously. I mean, look at how 5-term U.S. Senator Chuck Grassley writes on Twitter:

http://i25.tinypic.com/14czpqu.jpg

[gnarl]

I'm trying to convince myself not to take Twitter grammar too seriously. I mean, look at how 5-term U.S. Senator Chuck Grassley writes on Twitter:

http://i25.tinypic.com/14czpqu.jpg

maybe he has his daughter post his twitter messages

[NiagaraTitan]

Haha I guess you guys ain't in the twitter game.
You only get 140 characters per update, so you pretty much have to use slang to fit everything in.
Haha come on guys.

[gnarl]

Haha I guess you guys ain't in the twitter game.
You only get 140 characters per update, so you pretty much have to use slang to fit everything in.
Haha come on guys.

ohhh believe me, i am the king of the tweet :D

[Rolltide14TOMB]

I want to read the English translation of CJ's twitter posts.

maybe he is just a crappy typer??
http://www.superhomecenter.com/software/images_bz/32087.jpg

[RohitTheNair]

LenDale's latest tweet: "BBQ at Kenny kos crib come thru. mikey makin them famous ribs igot2doit"

Haha...Uh-ohhh..

[BoroTitan]

On my way back to tennessee when I'm done going ham their be no debate YOUNG BYDAWAYabout 6 hours ago from UberTwitter

what ? lol

[PBV]

what ? lol

I know right?


MR. ORLANDO/MR. MERCY DRIVE/MR HIM IS ME is back in orlando ya dig

Ah no. Negatory on the digging there Ghost Rider. Come again?

[BoroTitan]

I know right?



Ah no. Negatory on the digging there Ghost Rider. Come again?

Lmao!

[RohitTheNair]

There is the Merriam Webster dictionary. And then there is the Chris Johnson dictionary.

[MillaKilla8]

MR. ORLANDO/MR. MERCY DRIVE/MR HIM IS ME is back in orlando ya dig


urban dictionary

ya dig:

Usually said after a sentence, sorta like "na mean" or "ya understand"

when i stepped in with my new jordans, someone asks me
"how u get those, they aint even come out yet"
"i got connections ya dig"



Yes chris, i dig

[Cld12pk2go]

All I have to say is "uggg".

Where is a double facepalm when one needs it...

Ah found it:

http://www.fallen-legion.eu/news/data/upimages/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

[BoroTitan]

Uh oh CJ is about to go live on Ustream with OchoCinco

Look out interwebs!


Just talk to @OGOchoCinco we gon be live ustream later on me and big brah ya digabout 8 hours ago from TwitterBerry